By Scary Barry Rodriguez June 8, 2011
Location: Classified- somewhere in the USA
Ruffbo adjusted his Oakley sunglasses and sipped his Fighto Light beer. Hanging out before an op put him on edge and he was ready to go into action. Last night was the big Animal Special Forces party and he drank so much he couldn't even remember which bitch he brought home to his special condo.
Being an operator with the Navy Seals put Ruffbo in a completely different category from the usual run of the mill house pet. He had gone to UDT school ( Underwater Dog Training ), Jump school , spoke seven different animal languages and could kick serious terrorist ass ! All the petite poodles followed his dangerous scent around and he never lacked for female companionship.
Fortunately, The Operation Sniff was given the green light by the brass and Ruffbo wouldn't have to cool his paws on the base. He put on his special bullet proof vest and adjusted its ceramic plates, zeroed in his dual paw guns, adjusted his earphones, and then caught up with his human counterparts just before they went up the ramp to entrails of the huge military transport airplane.
Frank, Human Operator, gave Ruffbo a friendly pat on the back and spoke, "Ruff dude , we are depending on you to locate the terrorist Tango and take him out !"
Ruffbo barked out an affirmative reply, "Thats a roger, bossman !"
Ruffbo and the team then settled down within the confines of the plane and remained silent. Somewhere out there in the darkness of the early morning an unsuspecting terrorist didn't know that Ruffbo was on the way to permanently put the bite on him.
It was just another day at the office for our dog commando. He had pissed on the legs of Somali pirates, sunk his teeth into Afganistanian Al Quaeda butt and now it was time to use his special surpressed paw guns to assasinate a terrorist dirtbag in Peru ! Team Commander Saw appreciated the flexibility of having a dog commando in the unit. Without Ruffbo , Operation Sniff would never be possible.
A Chinese scientist was providing the Shining Path terrorist group with a briefcase Nuclear weapon and only Ruffbo could stop it !
End of espisode 1- Dog Day For Doctor Hu
Courtesy of Scary Merlin Productions. BarryRodriguez(c)2011. All Rights Reserved.
Location: Classified- somewhere in the USA
Ruffbo adjusted his Oakley sunglasses and sipped his Fighto Light beer. Hanging out before an op put him on edge and he was ready to go into action. Last night was the big Animal Special Forces party and he drank so much he couldn't even remember which bitch he brought home to his special condo.
Being an operator with the Navy Seals put Ruffbo in a completely different category from the usual run of the mill house pet. He had gone to UDT school ( Underwater Dog Training ), Jump school , spoke seven different animal languages and could kick serious terrorist ass ! All the petite poodles followed his dangerous scent around and he never lacked for female companionship.
Fortunately, The Operation Sniff was given the green light by the brass and Ruffbo wouldn't have to cool his paws on the base. He put on his special bullet proof vest and adjusted its ceramic plates, zeroed in his dual paw guns, adjusted his earphones, and then caught up with his human counterparts just before they went up the ramp to entrails of the huge military transport airplane.
Frank, Human Operator, gave Ruffbo a friendly pat on the back and spoke, "Ruff dude , we are depending on you to locate the terrorist Tango and take him out !"
Ruffbo barked out an affirmative reply, "Thats a roger, bossman !"
Ruffbo and the team then settled down within the confines of the plane and remained silent. Somewhere out there in the darkness of the early morning an unsuspecting terrorist didn't know that Ruffbo was on the way to permanently put the bite on him.
It was just another day at the office for our dog commando. He had pissed on the legs of Somali pirates, sunk his teeth into Afganistanian Al Quaeda butt and now it was time to use his special surpressed paw guns to assasinate a terrorist dirtbag in Peru ! Team Commander Saw appreciated the flexibility of having a dog commando in the unit. Without Ruffbo , Operation Sniff would never be possible.
A Chinese scientist was providing the Shining Path terrorist group with a briefcase Nuclear weapon and only Ruffbo could stop it !
End of espisode 1- Dog Day For Doctor Hu
Courtesy of Scary Merlin Productions. BarryRodriguez(c)2011. All Rights Reserved.
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