Thursday, May 24, 2012

RUFFBO SEAL TEAM SIX DOG COMMANDO: RUMBLE IN SAN FRANCISCO

RUFFBO SEAL TEAM SIX DOG COMMANDO

RUMBLE IN SAN FRANCISCO


By Scary Barry Rodriguez               May 20, 2012


It was another breezy day in San Francisco  as homeless people camped out on the Civic Center plaza lawns and seagulls defecated on the golden dome of City hall. Inside Mayor Lee Edwards was discussing the upcoming Nor-Cal cup speedboat race with his normally belligerent  Chief of Staff Ted Prickstone. The event was expected to generate at least 200 million dollars for the local economy. Extensive preparations were in progress at Aquatic park and City's Marina area and the San Francisco Chamber of Commerce was inundating the public with a pricey publicity campaign.

Money was the last thing on the mind of Ruffbo the Dog commando of Seal team six. He and Frank, his human teammate had been pulled off their San Francisco vocation to recon a local extremist group known only as the Black Shirts. According to a California Intelligence Fusion center report they had ties to the Sheik's Revenge terrorist group. Up until now the Black Shirts had only committed vandalism around town after breaking off from large demonstrations held by other organizations. Jock Riley , the leader of the Shirts had higher ambitions for his hard core group of anarchists. He wanted to disrupt the Nor-Cal speedboat race which he viewed as a heinous Capitalist pig event. The Sheik's Revenge would train his crew in bomb making and the use of heavy weapons. Killing thousands of tourists during the race would put the Black Shirts on the map with the other infamous terrorist groups.

Ruffbo had already invited Rhianna his girlfriend down for the weekend and the recon was going to mess with his best laid plans. Frank tried his best to lighten the mood,         " Ruff buddy don't worry this is just a recon job , you and Rhianna can still party ". In the past year his passion for his Scottish terrier squeeze had become serious and changed the way he viewed his dangerous commando occupation. These thoughts crossed his mind as Metallic's " Sand Man " played loudly on their rental car stereo.

They were headed for the Sunset district and the Ocean Beach. The Black Shirts had a safe house located near the beach on 48th ave. Frank and Ruffo had been watching real time video feeds from a Sentinel RQ reconnaissance drone , which was part of the Pentagon's 1033 program. Jock Riley was oblivious to any surveillance as he went about washing his old beat up blue Volkswagen van in the driveway of his safe house. Jock had rented the house with the help of funds from the Sheik's revenge and posed as a local professional surfer.Everyday he loaded a long board on the roof of his van and went to Ocean beach. It was an excellent place for covert contact with other members of his group and Sheik's Revenge operatives.

Jock couldn't help the cruel smile on his face as he thought about the world wide media attention the Black Shirts would receive after thousands of innocent people perished. While his group was destroying the Nor-cal race, Steve Landville and his Eco-terrorist group " Green Attack " were slated to cause havoc at City Hall. That Capitalist puppet Mayor Lee Edwards and his attack dog Ted Prickstone would pay for their dark deeds.

Despite the existence of the FBI's vast " Guardian " data base , with hundreds of thousands of info bits on millions of American citizens , no one in the intelligence community knew what the Black Shirts had planned yet and Steve Landville and his Eco-terrorist group hadn't even generated a SAR ( Supicious Activity Report ). The Department of Defense had tabbed Ruffbo's Seal team six group to find out !

It was late afternoon by the time Ruffbo and Frank pulled up their rental car into a parking space at Ocean beach across the street from a group of drab condos. " Lets hit the beach Ruff and kick up some sand ! " To fit in with the local crowd the operators dressed the part. Ruffbo was wearing a tattered old dog black and white checked lumberjack shirt and his Oakley shades. Frank was sporting shoulder length hair, a jean jacket and old sweat pants. They proceeded to soak up some sun and Ruffbo put down a few cans of ice cold Fighto beer.

Jock arrived at Ocean beach an hour later, backed his Volkswagen van into a space and took the long board off the roof. Nothing seemed out of  place on the beach. It was a warm breezy day and the tourist were out in force. As Jock strode toward the beach , long board under his arm, he didn't notice a dog passing him going in the opposite direction. Ruffbo didn't even glance at Jock as he headed to where the blue Volkswagen van was parked. Pretending to piss on the van's wheel, Ruffbo cleverly placed a tracking device under the rear bumper of the van. Then he and Frank hung back and watched Jock surf.

Ruffbo inhaled the refreshing sea air but thoughts of Rhianna kept creeping into his mind. Even if he drank a whole case of Fighto beer it couldn't wash away how much he missed her and the soft touch of her paws. She wanted them to have more time for themselves and now he was detailed to recon some punk anarchists ! Ruffbo barked out , " Frank call Zeke on the satcom phone . We need more background intel ". Frank pushed his longhair off his face and went to their rental car. Lately Ruffbo was acting a bit off center because of that bitch in heat Rhianna. Frank needed him to focus or the situation could literally explode in their faces !

Location: Russian republic, Black Dolphin prison. Time: 0430 hrs.  The cold early morning was rocked by a huge blast from a helicopter missile. Gregor Olak , the professional assassin, had been waiting in his small cell for this event. His ruthless talents were once again in demand so a local Mafia group with the help of corrupt Military elements put together an operation to break him out of the most dreaded prison in Russia. Gregor had killed so many men he had lost count long ago. He had been transferred from the Vladmir Central prison after beating up seven other prisoners in one long brutal altercation. He knew of the Sheik's Revenge group and had no qualms about working for them. He had been picked for a big hit somewhere in the United States. A group of heavily armed men , wearing black ski masks escorted him out of the prison to a waiting helicopter. The prison had been reduced to a shambles. It was an expensive operation but Olak was the only man for the job.

Amir Mustafa received the coded message that Gregor was now out of prison. Good ! He thought. The Black Shirts had no idea that the Sheik's revenge planned to use their terrorist operation as a cover to assassinate the U.S. Secretary of State Wilma Wright , who was scheduled to visit the Silicon valley on the date of the Nor-Cal speedboat race ! Amir considered Jock Riley and his American conspirators as simpletons to be manipulated. Praise to Allah for their ignorance he thought ! It was another opportunity to strike a blow against the great Satan United States. Osama Bin Ladin had lost his edge then his life but Amir was up to the task !

Amir had arranged for the family  of a Navy Seal to be kidnapped. This active duty Seal was a member of a Swimmer Delivery Vehicle unit or SDV. Using a Mark 8 , Mod 1 manned submersible vehicle, the Seal would deliver a thousand pound load of Semtex explosives to the speedboat race spectator area. This would make the Twin towers disaster seem like Sesame Street , thousands would die ! Terrorist snipers would also be posted on Alcatraz island to pick off any unfortunate survivors. It was a monstrous plan conceived by a maniac. Those naive American Black Shirts thought Amir. They would be the sole focus of the American government's retaliation for the entire plan including the assassination of the Secretary of State ! They were meant to be used !

Ruffbo's team leader Zeke contacted him via a secure phone and gave him the latest intel dump on the situation. The entire Seal Team Six unit had been put on war footing. The NSA had intercepted some of Amir Mustafa's cell phone calls. Now the National Command Authority ( The President ) knew of impending terrorist attacks. The U.S. Coast Guard, the FBI , Delta Force and the San Francisco Police department were putting together a an organized response.

Frank and Ruffbo were now given the mission to intercept Gregor Olak , the Russian assassin, at the Norman Y. Mineta San Jose International airport. Ruffbo,Frank and ten other Team Six shooters were flown immediately to the airport by a Special Ops CH-47 Chinook helicopter. The perimeter of the airport had been secured by the San Jose Police department's SWAT unit. The FBI's HRT team was also on site. If Wilma Wright , the Secretary of State was to be saved only quick brutal action could do the job !

Gregor Olak had already cleared customs at the San Jose airport , was picked up by a Sheik's Revenge transportation team and was heading to the Silicon valley in a convoy of three Chevy Suburban vans. Elements of the FBI's HRT team had set up a false accident involving a moving company truck and a compact car,  on the road leading away from the airport. Inside the middle Chevy Suburban in the convoy, Gregor cursed the delay that the accident caused. Then a series of flash bang grenades went off and Frank ,Ruffbo and the other Seal Team Six operators assaulted the convoy , which was blocked in both directions.

Gregor Olak had immediately sensed that something was afoot when his convoy was halted by the staged accident. He baled out of his transport vehicle taking his AS VAL silenced machine gun with him. Ruffbo with Frank hard on his heels sprang towards the convoy. Ten yards away Ruffbo observed Gregor sighting in on Frank for the kill. Before Gregor could stitch Frank with a volley of deadly armor piercing 9x39 mm subsonic rounds he was taken to the ground by Ruffbo. Olak was wearing light body armor and rolled away from Ruffbo. Gregor unleashed his deadly spring bladed Spetnaz commando knife and Ruffbo felt the impact on his his special dog bullet proof vest. Luckily it had a shock plate included otherwise he would have been dog toast !

Meanwhile Frank and the rest of team had their hands full with at least seven other terrorist shooters. Even though Ruffbo had survived the knife attack he wasn't out of the woods yet. Olak was superbly trained in the Martial arts and delivered a hard low kick aimed at Ruffbo,s underbelly. Using his Animal Kung Fu Ruffbo partially blocked the kick but was stunned. Before the Russian assassin could administer a killing blow, the now unoccupied Frank ripped apart the terrorist with a burst from his M4 machine gun and saved his furry team mate !

As Team Six , the FBI and the San Jose Police department  cleaned up the crime scene Ruffbo thought about his close brush with death. Frank ! Ruffbo exclaimed. " You saved my bacon again ". Frank smirked and told him that he owed him a case of beer. There was no more time to waste so a debrief would have to wait until the rest of the terrorists were defeated in San Francisco . Team Six operators including Ruffbo and Frank departed from the scene in their CH-47 Chinook helicopter headed for the City and Aquatic park by the bay.

Mayor Lee Edwards was standing behind a podium on a stage set up at Aquatic park poised to give another self serving speech , ready to take credit for the success of the Nor-Cal Cup speedboat race. His Chief of Staff Ted Prickstone had a smug look on his face as he gazed at the huge crowd of spectators. It was a beautiful sunny day and the wind whipped up white caps in the ocean. This was to be the crowning achievement of Mayor Edward's administration , the event covered by every major News organization. In the waters near Alcatraz island the stolen manned submersible vehicle stealthily crept past the speedboats assembled for the race and headed straight for the spectator area and Mayor Lee Edwards.

Jock Riley watched intently as the hapless Navy Seal piloted the submersible towards his certain death with the lives of his family hanging in the balance. A Black Shirt DVD had been delivered to all the local television stations taking credit for the terrorist act that was about to happen. Jock didn't realize that the explosion was to be of such high order that he and everyone within a mile would be annihilated ! The Semtex had been replaced by a small nuclear device. There would be hundreds of thousands of spectators killed. Amir Mustafa was on a private jet leaving the country at this very moment. Amir had found it easy to put one over on the infidel Black Shirts and the great satan United States , lackey to the state of Israel !

Fortunately for all , the Black Shirts had been infiltrated by an undercover operative of the Defense department and the nuclear device replaced by a look alike dummy bomb. A special unit of the Coast Guard halted the submersible vehicle, Team Six operators rescued the Navy Seal and killed the Black Shirt terrorists that were holding his family hostage. Ruffbo and Frank went after Jock Riley before he could escape.

Jock had sensed that something had gone wrong from his vantage point on Alcatraz island. He went to the island boat dock intending to flee the scene in a motorized Zodiac.  From the Marin county side of the bay he would drive away in a stolen car he had positioned for just such an emergency situation. There was always another day he thought ! He would deal with the Sheik's Revenge later. The something came out of the water in a blur of movement. Ruffbo pointed his suppressed paw guns at Jock Riley and fired. Jock's torso was ripped apart by the burst and his body jerked around in a macabre dance of death. Frank grinned as he watched Ruffbo lift his hind leg and piss on Jock Riley's corpse.

After all the excitement had died down Mayor Lee Edwards was advised of the tragedy that had been averted. His Chief of Staff Ted Prickstone almost fainted and Mayor Edwards had to excuse himself and use the nearest bathroom. What a hero ! The speedboat race went off without a hitch thanks to Seal Team Six and their help. The public never knew just how close everyone had been to mortality. The corporate sponsors of the race were congratulating themselves and getting drunk. San Francisco was the toast of the coast !

Frank dropped Ruffbo off at the downtown Saint Francis hotel where Rhianna was waiting. She had Flo Rida 's " Good Feeling " playing on her stereo as Ruffbo entered her room. Ruffbo barked " just another day at the office baby ! " Rhianna knew he was lying but didn't care. There was a case of Fighto beer on ice and romance was in the air ! Just one more day in the life of Ruffbo " Dog Commando ".


Note: This story is dedicated to the memory of the legendary bass player Duck Dunn of Booker T and the Mg's and the Stax music inhouse band. Dunn played on most of the R&B hits produced by Stax along with guitarist and friend Steve Cropper. May he rest in peace. My condolences to his family.

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