By Scary Barry Rodriguez May 14, 2011
( SAN FRANCISCO ) - Inside the girlfriend bashing, the
anti semetic rants of Mel Gibson, is a warm cuddly person. Right ! In Mel's latest movie he plays a depressed business man who is reduced to talking through a stuffed beaver. Jodie Foster is the director and brain child of this ridiculous piece of self indulgence.
The Scary one recently watched a television interview of Jodie Foster in regards to " The Beaver ". Ms Foster put out some suedo intellectual explaination for the movie. She is surely highly impressed with herself and expressed mucho admiration for Mel Gibson as a director and actor. She carefully avoided talking about the ugly side of Mel Gibson.
It definitely takes a crazy person to play the lead in " The Beaver " and Mel is a perfect fit ! The reviewers have gushed that its the best acting performance of his career. He was born for the role ! In his usual alcoholic fueled haze he needs a little cuddly Adolph Hitler hand puppet to express his true feelings about jews and how they are responsible for all that is wrong in the world.
Watching the trailer for this film is a gas. Good old Mel is talking via his Beaver to his stunned family in the kitchen. I might just see this movie after some alcoholic drinks, as a comedy. I hope they included in this movie a scene where his character is stopped for a ticket and his Beaver spouts antisemitic slurs at the traffic cop ! Then the cop gives Mel and his puppet a beatdown. That would make the movie GREAT !
I've always thought there was something reptilian about Jodie Foster. She comes across as a cold fish. The movie is probably an opportunity to express her inner nature vicariously through Mel's Beaver hand puppet. I wonder if the Beaver gets to slap any women around in the movie ?
We live in a crazy world folks. Can't you see it now ! Mel getting an Academy award for best actor for his ground breaking role in " The Beaver ". Him and his hand puppet accepting the award ! Maybe this movie will start a trend. The next Rambo movie will feature a cute little stuffed Rambo puppet speaking for Sly Stallone as he blows away thousands of imitation viet cong !
Enough already !
Note: I'm having trouble expressing my anxiety so my little Scary Barry hand puppet will be the one to tell the whole world to stuff it !
Courtesy of Scary Merlin Productions. BarryRodriguez(c)2011. All rights reserved.
( SAN FRANCISCO ) - Inside the girlfriend bashing, the
anti semetic rants of Mel Gibson, is a warm cuddly person. Right ! In Mel's latest movie he plays a depressed business man who is reduced to talking through a stuffed beaver. Jodie Foster is the director and brain child of this ridiculous piece of self indulgence.
The Scary one recently watched a television interview of Jodie Foster in regards to " The Beaver ". Ms Foster put out some suedo intellectual explaination for the movie. She is surely highly impressed with herself and expressed mucho admiration for Mel Gibson as a director and actor. She carefully avoided talking about the ugly side of Mel Gibson.
It definitely takes a crazy person to play the lead in " The Beaver " and Mel is a perfect fit ! The reviewers have gushed that its the best acting performance of his career. He was born for the role ! In his usual alcoholic fueled haze he needs a little cuddly Adolph Hitler hand puppet to express his true feelings about jews and how they are responsible for all that is wrong in the world.
Watching the trailer for this film is a gas. Good old Mel is talking via his Beaver to his stunned family in the kitchen. I might just see this movie after some alcoholic drinks, as a comedy. I hope they included in this movie a scene where his character is stopped for a ticket and his Beaver spouts antisemitic slurs at the traffic cop ! Then the cop gives Mel and his puppet a beatdown. That would make the movie GREAT !
I've always thought there was something reptilian about Jodie Foster. She comes across as a cold fish. The movie is probably an opportunity to express her inner nature vicariously through Mel's Beaver hand puppet. I wonder if the Beaver gets to slap any women around in the movie ?
We live in a crazy world folks. Can't you see it now ! Mel getting an Academy award for best actor for his ground breaking role in " The Beaver ". Him and his hand puppet accepting the award ! Maybe this movie will start a trend. The next Rambo movie will feature a cute little stuffed Rambo puppet speaking for Sly Stallone as he blows away thousands of imitation viet cong !
Enough already !
Note: I'm having trouble expressing my anxiety so my little Scary Barry hand puppet will be the one to tell the whole world to stuff it !
Courtesy of Scary Merlin Productions. BarryRodriguez(c)2011. All rights reserved.
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