By Scary Barry Rodriguez May 6, 2011
( SAN FRANCISCO ) - This last Sunday U.S. Navy Seal team 6 commandos dropped in on Osama Bin Laden in his Abottabad, Pakistan compound and sent him to the land of 17 virgins or whatever the number is. Now it has been devulged that an elite dog commando was part of the effort. This unknown mutt was a qualified Explosive sniffer. Fighto was geared up with a camera on his noggin , a dog version of a bullet proof vest , earphones to receive commands and titanium teeth !
Some of these elite commando dogs halo jump with the Special operators and are specially trained. The training these dogs receive is classified so the Scary one will now indulge in speculation. The dogs that go with the Navy Seals probably attend the arduous UDT school.
( Underwater Dog Training ) They most likely are fluent in several dog languages and can also fly helicopters. Fighto is probally trained to lift his leg and piss on the location of where any explosives are hidden !
Nobody suspected that these pooches hanging around military bases wearing Oakley sunglasses and drinking beer were actual secret commandos. They even have their own groupies, attracted to their dangerous scent. The next time you think of kicking your neighbor's dog think twice ! When dog owners miss their pooch for a couple of days , it could be that their off on a classified mission for
Uncle Sam !
Fighto and the Seals caught Bin Laden in his jammies and now you can expect to see Dog Commando movies coming out of Hollywood. Hero dogs with do rags around their heads, carrying M4 rifles and wearing camouflage outfits , blasting terrorist on the big screen ! This is now not far fetched my friends ! Get the pun ? These special dogs must eat steak and practice Kung Fu ( Dog Style ). So many of the homeless dogs roaming the alleys of big cities must be dog veterans unable to get over post traumatic stress and live in peace. So I say to my fellow citizens ! Just try and understand !
Note : Hello to the Grom special operatiors. I hope your dogs are as well trained as ours ! Dog commandos are probally world wide. Stay tuned for the adventures of "Ruffbo" the Dog Commando from Hell !
Courtesy of Scary Merlin Productions. BarryRodriguez (c) 2011. All Rights Reserved.
( SAN FRANCISCO ) - This last Sunday U.S. Navy Seal team 6 commandos dropped in on Osama Bin Laden in his Abottabad, Pakistan compound and sent him to the land of 17 virgins or whatever the number is. Now it has been devulged that an elite dog commando was part of the effort. This unknown mutt was a qualified Explosive sniffer. Fighto was geared up with a camera on his noggin , a dog version of a bullet proof vest , earphones to receive commands and titanium teeth !
Some of these elite commando dogs halo jump with the Special operators and are specially trained. The training these dogs receive is classified so the Scary one will now indulge in speculation. The dogs that go with the Navy Seals probably attend the arduous UDT school.
( Underwater Dog Training ) They most likely are fluent in several dog languages and can also fly helicopters. Fighto is probally trained to lift his leg and piss on the location of where any explosives are hidden !
Nobody suspected that these pooches hanging around military bases wearing Oakley sunglasses and drinking beer were actual secret commandos. They even have their own groupies, attracted to their dangerous scent. The next time you think of kicking your neighbor's dog think twice ! When dog owners miss their pooch for a couple of days , it could be that their off on a classified mission for
Uncle Sam !
Fighto and the Seals caught Bin Laden in his jammies and now you can expect to see Dog Commando movies coming out of Hollywood. Hero dogs with do rags around their heads, carrying M4 rifles and wearing camouflage outfits , blasting terrorist on the big screen ! This is now not far fetched my friends ! Get the pun ? These special dogs must eat steak and practice Kung Fu ( Dog Style ). So many of the homeless dogs roaming the alleys of big cities must be dog veterans unable to get over post traumatic stress and live in peace. So I say to my fellow citizens ! Just try and understand !
Note : Hello to the Grom special operatiors. I hope your dogs are as well trained as ours ! Dog commandos are probally world wide. Stay tuned for the adventures of "Ruffbo" the Dog Commando from Hell !
Courtesy of Scary Merlin Productions. BarryRodriguez (c) 2011. All Rights Reserved.
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