Wednesday, March 2, 2011

CATTLE CALL NFL COMBINE

CAM NEWTON AND OTHER PERSONS


By Scary Barry Rodriguez                March 1, 2011


( San Francisco )- Hello sport's fans. Lately the big news has been the NFL scouting combine. Various players are measured, groped, jump, run and are treated like human cattle in order to guage their potential to play in the NFL. The only thing missing is cowboys herding the cattle into wooden pens. Those who make the cut in the NFL will surely be well paid cattle but nevertheless they are meat ! Then some of these players hold press conferences which are basicly infomercials . The only thing missing is an 800 number !


The leads me to the subject of Cam Newton of Auburn. He has a nice smile. He is a big fella with a cannon of an arm. He is already a pro in the sense that Auburn paid his Daddy for his services. Cam has been living the high life, with groupies, adults kissing his butt and all of it has gone to his head. He hasn't played a single down in the NFL yet according to him, he is already an " icon " of entertainment. Yea, he tried to explain away the Sport's Illustrated interview but I don't buy it.


He is foolish enough to believe what his posse has been telling him. There are hundreds of stories about can't miss stud quarterbacks washing out in the big show of the NFL. How about Jamarcus Russell or what happened to Vince Young. In college Cam is a man playing against boys. In the NFL Cam is a boy playing against men ! If the Scary one was a Marine corp sargent I would promptly tell Mr. Newton to wipe that smirk off his face ! He took some shortcuts and got away with it in college but now its for real in the NFL !


Last but not least is the continued chat by local yokel jockcasters on bay area radio stations about Brian Wilson and Charlie Sheen. Mr. Train Wreck AKA Charlie Sheen was on the " Piers Morgan Tonight " show monday night. Good old Charlie was a mess , unable to chill out and in complete denial that he is a stone junkie. Brian Wilson has nothing to do with that mess of a man. Some media clowns are on the sport's version of TMZ trip because they have minus creativity and have no knowledge of sports. Give some of these jerks a microphone send them down to spring practice and then call them " insiders " ! Give me a break !


Scary Barry doesnt believe in this " insider " nonsense. I listen to jockcasters talking about press conferences second hand like they were there in person. They talk about players they never interviewed and try to channel people that have a clue. Its all entertainment ! If you can't entertain the audience then go back to your day job !

Courtesy of Scary Merlin Productions. barryrodriguez (c) 2011. all rights reserved.

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